Alright, tonight, i am going out to see the fireworks, somewhere, somehow. To be frank, my 2009 is like shit. Maybe it's because i'm too naive, stupid or whatever you call it. For 2010, i'll take no chances to be what i experienced back in 2009 :) Hopefully yeah?
Let people treat you like shit but don't ever treat them like shit cause in the end, they'll know that their actions are unnecessary. Hmm, so far my love life.. hmmm... hahah time will tell people. lol not that i'm planning to have a gf or not planning to have a gf. It's just that sometimes, i don't want to regret making decisions that i've made. Ya la, something like that.
I'll enjoy life to the fullest on the last day of 2009 :)
Oh, i have a date on Saturday. That, i need to remember or she'll get mad. I'm going to prepare to go out. Bye Bye
Dec 31, 2009
Dec 28, 2009
Crazy shit
Gross i know. Anyway, for those new bloggers who are searching for nice blogskins, go to THIS WEBSITE for more templates or whatever. :)
Dec 27, 2009
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Hello brothers and sisters! :) I apologize if my blog seems so blank these few days (mainly in the contents) No idea what to update! Hmm, let me note down some interesting things that i've done over these past few weeks, months, years? Let's see.
- Gained alot of weight
- Bought a new phone
- One of my friend's license kena revoked lol
- Being a botak for like 5 months plus
- Nearly did something foolish (secret) :D
- Craving for soccerrrrrr
Anyway, yesterday i saw Nicole Chen's facebook status going haywire! lol so i asked her ah what happened and she told me there's this guy who flirts around with girls who are already attached. Hmm, i didnt know that a girl could be so angry with a guy who flirts with a girl who is already attached yea? So guys out there, take this as a lesson learnt. If you want to flirt, flirt discreetly HAHAHAHA
Oh yeah, i played msn checkers with Maria! and damn, i lost :( So embarrassing lorzxzxz. Quitting that game already, i don't even want to remember the name of that game is checkers HAHAHA maybe i suck at games? yup yup! i guess so.
Hmm, anyway, i want to take a short nap cause i'm going out later. Till then, goodbye :)
Dec 26, 2009
Dec 25, 2009
Merry Christmas!
And so today, it's Christmas :) HAHAHA Okay, basically on xmas eve, me and my friends went bowling @ ehub! Very Very fun! ^^ It's much harder than it seems :X Or maybe i'm not born to be a bowler hehe Oh! I took bus 168 to tampines before that! It's been quite a while already since i've board that bus! Very syiok! Very peaceful ya know!
I've uninstalled my Windows Live Messenger and installed MSN messenger instead cause i have problems using the newer version and i don't know why :( Just can't add anyone but now it's already fixed :D yeahhh! Anyway, i'm still sleepy! I slept at around 7 plus? and woke up around 10am? I know, i'm killing myself :S But no worries, i'm going to take an hour nap or so later on before going to visit my aunt in the hospital.
I'm updating this blog for the sake of updating just to keep it alive! HAHAHA No interesting news so far. Hmm.. And i hope there's soccer today cause i miss playing soccer! :P
I've uninstalled my Windows Live Messenger and installed MSN messenger instead cause i have problems using the newer version and i don't know why :( Just can't add anyone but now it's already fixed :D yeahhh! Anyway, i'm still sleepy! I slept at around 7 plus? and woke up around 10am? I know, i'm killing myself :S But no worries, i'm going to take an hour nap or so later on before going to visit my aunt in the hospital.
I'm updating this blog for the sake of updating just to keep it alive! HAHAHA No interesting news so far. Hmm.. And i hope there's soccer today cause i miss playing soccer! :P
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR READERS!
:)
:)
Dec 20, 2009
Leave!
I'm so busy these few days! Lack of sleep too. I'll update my blog when i've finished my law exams :) Meanwhile, enjoy this video.
p/s: Katy perry is fucking hot T.T
p/s: Katy perry is fucking hot T.T
Dec 12, 2009
Webcamwhore
And yes, this is my current profile picture at facebook.
I am going to get my Samsung Corby today :)
Dec 5, 2009
A lesson on parenting
Well hey there ladies and gentlemen. Today, i am going to teach you what not to do when you become a parent. For a start, these are some names you might not want to use when naming your kids:
Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
*So there, don't make your future son/daughter regret living in this world. It'll lead them to suicide, so please think carefully if you want to give them a name.
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Bikini babes, be careful.
Heyy! I just read something funny and pathetic at stomp.com.sg. This is for all the bikini babes out there who loves to go tanning, swimming or whatever. Before you do, look out for "danger" first. Well, maybe you can't see them because they're standing under the tree in the shade. What i mean is those bangalas. -.-'' omg, i didn't mean to be racist :S Okok, i won't mention about racism anymore. Anyway, i thought bangalas only stare at hot chicks but with modern technology nowdays, they even take pictures of girls in bikini! HAHAHAHA
See! Okay, that's not the worst part yet. The thing that made me laugh is that they're willing to spend $ to print them out at the camera booth! HAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, i think now bangalas have their new "FHM magazine" but it's something like Sentosa Babes magazine or something. So girls out there, do take care yea unless you want bangalas to wank while seeing your picture HAHAHA!
Till then, goodbye :)
Sources from : Stomp.com.sg
See! Okay, that's not the worst part yet. The thing that made me laugh is that they're willing to spend $ to print them out at the camera booth! HAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, i think now bangalas have their new "FHM magazine" but it's something like Sentosa Babes magazine or something. So girls out there, do take care yea unless you want bangalas to wank while seeing your picture HAHAHA!
Till then, goodbye :)
Sources from : Stomp.com.sg
Dec 4, 2009
A new phone, hopefully.
Before i go into what phone i want to buy, i bet all of you know where's Sim Lim Square? I bet you do. For so many years, some people have told me that it's a place where they scam people, as in sell the product for a higher price, hmm, sell a product that is not in a good condition etc. BUT some people think it's a good place to buy cheap products. What do i think about Sim Lim? Hmm, i don't trust them :) One reason is because my friend purchased a laptop charger from them and it killed his laptop rather than charging it for him. It's like when you insert the tip on the laptop, it will heat up and blow the motherboard and all that. :S scary right? Another proof that makes Sim Lim a bad place to shop is today's news. Police found many counterfeit goods over at Sim Lim and many stallholders have been arrested. Tsk tsk. So, to be safe, don't shop at Sim Lim :D
Okay, now's the time. I want to buy a Samsung Corby! It's like so freaking cool and it doesn't cost as much as the other phones that i would like to have :) I'll buy it for SURE! MUST HAVE SIA!
Okay, now's the time. I want to buy a Samsung Corby! It's like so freaking cool and it doesn't cost as much as the other phones that i would like to have :) I'll buy it for SURE! MUST HAVE SIA!
It's so freaking cute right! I want to buy the orange one ^^
Dec 3, 2009
I think this is quite funny
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
I've posted this jokes last year :) but read them again :)
HEYO PEEPO!
So it's a thursday and i'm at home right now :) Why? hehe never mind, shall not talk about it or ns guys will be corrupted. You know, i'm dead sleepy now BUT i am determined to blog as i can't make it dead or else my business may flop if you know what i mean ;) hahaha
I heard from people that they're giving away free starbucks like today? OMFG! okay, that is how Singaporeans are going to react upon hearing that super good news. The word "free" is a critical word to all Singaporeans and come on, don't deny it :) Even i'll go gaga if people wanna give me free things HAHAHA maybe i'll check it out at the nearest outlet near my place to see if there's plenty of people queue-ing up for the FREE drinks. If not, i guess i am wrong about Singaporeans? :P but i bet it's gonna come true!
Alright, i'll not talk about Singaporeans being so kiasu and stuff alright? Hmm, let's talk about qualities that a policeman should have? Let's see.
Courage X Nah, i dont have the courage to do most of the things there! :S
Loyalty X Nah, i think i won't be loyal cause they have not been loyal to me! LOL
Integrity X Nah, if your friend does something wrong and a fucking instructor ask you, you'll tell?
Fairness X Nah, everything there is not fair. "Life is not fair"
Not one bit, not one bit man. -.- I know i won't be a good officer but i don't care :) I'll try to make Singapore a safer place to live in :D HAHAHAHAHAH yeah right. -.- I'll make it chaotic uh i think!
*Yawns* i'm going to take a nap now. See ya!
I heard from people that they're giving away free starbucks like today? OMFG! okay, that is how Singaporeans are going to react upon hearing that super good news. The word "free" is a critical word to all Singaporeans and come on, don't deny it :) Even i'll go gaga if people wanna give me free things HAHAHA maybe i'll check it out at the nearest outlet near my place to see if there's plenty of people queue-ing up for the FREE drinks. If not, i guess i am wrong about Singaporeans? :P but i bet it's gonna come true!
Alright, i'll not talk about Singaporeans being so kiasu and stuff alright? Hmm, let's talk about qualities that a policeman should have? Let's see.
Courage X Nah, i dont have the courage to do most of the things there! :S
Loyalty X Nah, i think i won't be loyal cause they have not been loyal to me! LOL
Integrity X Nah, if your friend does something wrong and a fucking instructor ask you, you'll tell?
Fairness X Nah, everything there is not fair. "Life is not fair"
Not one bit, not one bit man. -.- I know i won't be a good officer but i don't care :) I'll try to make Singapore a safer place to live in :D HAHAHAHAHAH yeah right. -.- I'll make it chaotic uh i think!
*Yawns* i'm going to take a nap now. See ya!
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