Well hey there ladies and gentlemen. Today, i am going to teach you what not to do when you become a parent. For a start, these are some names you might not want to use when naming your kids:
Mandarin Paul Chan - Bankrupt Anne Chang - Dirty Faye Chen - Dusty Anne Chin - Keep quiet Henry Mah - Hate your mum Jane Tan - Frying eggs Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien Carl Cheng - Buttock Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks Lucy Leow - You are dead Suzie Leow - Lost till death Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea Danny See - Squeeze you to death Corrine Tai - Poor fellow Rosie Teng - Screws and nails Carmen Tng - Leg hair long Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese Connie Mah - Call your mother Macy Koh - Never die before Michael Tan - Sell eggs Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
*So there, don't make your future son/daughter regret living in this world. It'll lead them to suicide, so please think carefully if you want to give them a name.
Ipod Nano 4th Gen FOR SALE
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Details : Ipod Nano Green 4th Gen, 8GB
Selling price : SGD$160!!!
Interested? Email me at eatwalkshopwear@live.com or you can call or text 90361198 now.
Bikini babes, be careful.
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Heyy! I just read something funny and pathetic at stomp.com.sg. This is for all the bikini babes out there who loves to go tanning, swimming or whatever. Before you do, look out for "danger" first. Well, maybe you can't see them because they're standing under the tree in the shade. What i mean is those bangalas. -.-'' omg, i didn't mean to be racist :S Okok, i won't mention about racism anymore. Anyway, i thought bangalas only stare at hot chicks but with modern technology nowdays, they even take pictures of girls in bikini! HAHAHAHA
See! Okay, that's not the worst part yet. The thing that made me laugh is that they're willing to spend $ to print them out at the camera booth! HAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, i think now bangalas have their new "FHM magazine" but it's something like Sentosa Babes magazine or something. So girls out there, do take care yea unless you want bangalas to wank while seeing your picture HAHAHA!
Till then, goodbye :)
Sources from : Stomp.com.sg
A new phone, hopefully. 20091204
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Before i go into what phone i want to buy, i bet all of you know where's Sim Lim Square? I bet you do. For so many years, some people have told me that it's a place where they scam people, as in sell the product for a higher price, hmm, sell a product that is not in a good condition etc. BUT some people think it's a good place to buy cheap products. What do i think about Sim Lim? Hmm, i don't trust them :) One reason is because my friend purchased a laptop charger from them and it killed his laptop rather than charging it for him. It's like when you insert the tip on the laptop, it will heat up and blow the motherboard and all that. :S scary right? Another proof that makes Sim Lim a bad place to shop is today's news. Police found many counterfeit goods over at Sim Lim and many stallholders have been arrested. Tsk tsk. So, to be safe, don't shop at Sim Lim :D
Okay, now's the time. I want to buy a Samsung Corby! It's like so freaking cool and it doesn't cost as much as the other phones that i would like to have :) I'll buy it for SURE! MUST HAVE SIA!
It's so freaking cute right! I want to buy the orange one ^^
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