A lesson on parenting

Well hey there ladies and gentlemen. Today, i am going to teach you what not to do when you become a parent. For a start, these are some names you might not want to use when naming your kids:

Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin

Hokkien
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings

Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage

*So there, don't make your future son/daughter regret living in this world. It'll lead them to suicide, so please think carefully if you want to give them a name.