Apr 28, 2011

I can be a prime minister.

Keywords to get all the votes from Singaporeans is bloody easy. May i present to you, the keywords.




"Ladies and Gentleman, i can assure you that we'll bring down the GST to 1% if we get your votes"




It is actually easy isn't it? But oh well, GST = stabilises the economy for Singapore. Who can i vote for this year's election. Hmm..... PAP? Worker's Party? SDP?

Apr 27, 2011

My inspiration

Blogging didnt came across my mind. Not one bit until i visited nuffnang.com.sg. I saw the number of visitors on my blog and wow. But eventually it decreased rapidly when i abandoned my blog AGAIN. Oh so sorreh. hahaha

I've been busy with life! Erm, not actually busy but kinda busy. But still i will spend most of my time sleeping. That's considered doing something also okay. Pfft. Anyway, there's this huge hooha about Seth Rogens making Singapore look bad in his talkshow. Firstly i know that you're a fuckin comedian but you can at least joke about it in a nicer manner. Something like, "i see fine signs everywhere! I was freaked out by Singapore but still, it's a nice country to be in" BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND AS IF SINGAPORE IS A FUCKIN SCARY PLACE TO BE IN! . Which is totally not true. Just that the prices here are kinda scary though :x hehe

And have you heard about the New Zealand guy who cut of his finger and ate it with vegetables? GEEZUS hahaha that is disgusting man. I know that you're craving for finger food but dude, cmon..you should be clever enough to know that it's not literally FINGER food. damn. How stupid can you be.

Moving on, i wanna talk about dee kosh! I know he's funny and all but maybe he seems a lil bit like a bisexual kinda guy? The way he talk and all don't you think so? :X and im gonna meet him next week and we're going to be at Zirca. Hopefully he doesnt rape me or like spike my drink and anal me or something HAHAHAHA I'M KEEEDENG. but regarding the bisexual thing, i'm not kidding. :o

Oh, the May listings for Zirca is out, do check it out and the most recommended event is definitely SPREADLOVE ! Check out the listings at zirca.com.sg! See you there!

OUT ;
homer.