Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Jun 13, 2013

Singapore Jokes.


Funny Local Acronyms
  • DBS: "Don't Be Singaporean" 
  • PAP (People Action Party): Proud Arrogant Politicians, Pro Aliens (Foreigners) Party
  • WP (Workers' Party): Wayang Party, Wrong Party
  • PAP (People Action Party): Pay and Pay, WP (Workers' Part): Why Pay?, SDP (Singapore Democratic Party): So Don't Pay
  • COE (Certificate of Entitlement): C Hor Yee (Die For Them in Hokkien), (pay) Cash On Expressway
  • ITE (Institute of Technical Education): It's The End
  • NTUC (National Trade Union Congress): No Trust in Union Chief, Never Trust Union Chief, NTU China, National Toilet Urine Centre
  • SENTOSA : So Expensive, Nothing TO See Actually
  • ERP (Eelectronic Road Pricing): Excessive Road Pricing, Everyday Rob People
  • PUB (Public Utility Borad): Pay Until Bankrupt 
  • SBS(Singapore Bus Service): Screwed-up Bad Service, Si Bei Slow (Very Slow in Hokkien)
  • SAF (Singapore Armed Forces): Serve and Forget
  • PWD (Public Work Dept): Purposely Want Dig
  • MRT (Mass Rapid Transit): Mad Rush to Train
  • GST (Goods and Service Tax): Government Salary Tax
  • BMW: Big Mouth Woman, Bring More Women, Bus, MRT or Walk?
  • SGH (Spore General Hospital)-Sure Go Heaven, Sure Giveup Hope
  • NUH (National University Hospital): Never Use Heart
  • CPF (Central Provision Fund): Cash Prior to Funeral
  • FT: Err, Foreign Talents or Fake Talent?

Credits : Askmelah.com


I am a bit busy at the moment to get a proper post up at the moment. But you can follow me on twitter : @holiecow 




Feb 25, 2009

Plans up and going!

Well, there's nothing much happening on weekdays cause im mostly at work till 8pm and then i'll be at home then sleep! BUT, im so freaking excited for this coming weekend! I think i wont be able to come to work on the following monday cause i bet i'll be dead tired la. I don't know why im feeling this excited. o.0 maybe because my upcoming salary will be like more than usual? :D wahahaha! ka-ching! ka-ching!
So basically, here's my upcoming plans from friday onwards :

Friday:
Will be playing soccer with my secondary schoolmates! =p
Saturday: Am having work in the morning and after that having soccer match! Then going BBQ!
Sunday: Am going to watch Izzul in a soccer tournament!

So, as you can see, i'll be quite busy during the weekends. Anyway, sometimes i will ask myself, "i always use the computer for hours. What i did eh?" Hmm, i only go on MSN, update my blog, watch youtube videos, read forums, listen to songs and sometimes it can take up to 6 or more hours??!! HOLY SHIAT!! Talking about youtube, i love watching funny videos. There's this cartoon video that made me laugh like a overheated toaster! o.0 huh? never mind, anw, cartoons are bloody funny!

Super Mario Rescues The Princess



The Frog Prince



Jesus and Vishnu On Christmas Eve






Yeah, i know the jesus video is quite offensive but its just for entertainment :) Happy watching!



Rgds,
Ally