Singapore Jokes.

Funny Local Acronyms

• DBS: "Don't Be Singaporean" 
• PAP (People Action Party): Proud Arrogant Politicians, Pro Aliens (Foreigners) Party
• WP (Workers' Party): Wayang Party, Wrong Party
• PAP (People Action Party): Pay and Pay, WP (Workers' Part): Why Pay?, SDP (Singapore Democratic Party): So Don't Pay
• COE (Certificate of Entitlement): C Hor Yee (Die For Them in Hokkien), (pay) Cash On Expressway
• ITE (Institute of Technical Education): It's The End
• NTUC (National Trade Union Congress): No Trust in Union Chief, Never Trust Union Chief, NTU China, National Toilet Urine Centre
• SENTOSA : So Expensive, Nothing TO See Actually
• ERP (Eelectronic Road Pricing): Excessive Road Pricing, Everyday Rob People
• PUB (Public Utility Borad): Pay Until Bankrupt 
• SBS(Singapore Bus Service): Screwed-up Bad Service, Si Bei Slow (Very Slow in Hokkien)
• SAF (Singapore Armed Forces): Serve and Forget
• PWD (Public Work Dept): Purposely Want Dig
• MRT (Mass Rapid Transit): Mad Rush to Train
• GST (Goods and Service Tax): Government Salary Tax
• BMW: Big Mouth Woman, Bring More Women, Bus, MRT or Walk?
• SGH (Spore General Hospital)-Sure Go Heaven, Sure Giveup Hope
• NUH (National University Hospital): Never Use Heart
• CPF (Central Provision Fund): Cash Prior to Funeral
• FT: Err, Foreign Talents or Fake Talent?

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