Girls that cannot make it + Kung Fu Panda 2 review!

Firstly, sorry for the delay! Got caught up with something for the past few days and so yeah, hence the delay haha. Alright, here's a review for Kung Fu Panda 2! Hmm..it's an adorable movie with humour here and there and overall, it's a worth it movie to watch! One lil problem though. The movie is too short. Like it didnt even reach 2 hours? What, the director ran out of ideas or what? hahaha But anyway, it's the content of the movie that matters and yeah, i'd say it's a good movie. Go and watch it. 3.5/5 ratings! It's awesome!

Anyway, something random but i really have to tell you guys what i am feeling right now. I'm fuckin sad. Like extremely sad that...........the noose is coming to an end. Sigh, we'll just have to watch the real news instead. damn! Okay, back to what i wanted to post about.

GIRLS THAT CANNOT MAKE IT.

What i meant was, what are some of the things guys don't like to see in girls. Something like a turn off kind of thing. So girls, listen up! *don't take this seriously because i'm just saying anyhow one* Not literally anyhow but yeah, from what i know! AND i'm not google, i don't know everything hahahaha but seriously, it's some of the things that made me go "really? what's wrong with her"

• i dont like girls that think that they are some celebrity and hundreds of guys are chasing after her kinda thing.
• I noticed some of the girls would make out with different guys like on the same day. What the fuck ? Is she a bitch? Hmm, obviously right?
• i find lesbians HOT. really. BUT somehow, i don't find it right when girls have a thing with another girl, like seriously serious kind of thing. I know some girls might have a crush for another girl but being in a REAL relationship? Seriously? i'm not totally against it cause it's your life and it's your choice but i just don't find it right. Just sayin'..
• Girls that lie. <--- This one, really last warning. I really cant tolerate people, not only girls. PEOPLE WHO LIE.
• Girls that think breaking up is a normal thing. I've seen couples breaking up, patching up and the cycle goes on. That is fuckin childish. Even your mum doesnt do that..well, i guess so? hahaha i keed! but yeah, this one must stop it.
• Girls who talk about other guys trying to woo them and they're not interested. In fact, a lot of guys tried but failed. What the hell you tellin me for? Should i adore you because of that? Nah..
• Girls that go for money. I know most girls do this. hahaha

Basically, that's some of the list that is quite a turn off to some of the guys but yeah, i think it goes the same for us guys. So, we learn from each other's mistake! :D Oh! I'm going to K-Pop Heal the World Concert this Saturday at Max Pavillion! I really can't wait! So that's all for now, leave your comments on the top right and yeah, blogshop is coming your way soon. Mid June or something hahaha GOODNIGHT!

Review for Kung Fu Panda 2 coming soon....

For now, just take a look at the short clip and well..a short review on how i find the whole movie was. So...ENJOY!

Hoax and more hoax!

Can you believe it? A 24 year old man was arrested because he posted on a forum saying there's a F-16 jet that crashed at the Ubi/Eunos link area and there were many casualties. Balls to this guy man. If i was him, i'd post about aliens trying to invade Singapore. Oh oh! And there were many victims involved too. Or maybe, i'd post about his mum. Well, i'm just sayin.

Aside from that, i think the one who should be arrested is Harold Camping, who predicted doomsday. Supposed to be on the 21 May 2011. And who knew, we're still alive today. Balls to you too my man. And hear this out, after the FAILED prediction, he told the media this..

Harold Camping stated that May 21 had been a "spiritual" Judgment Day and that the Rapture will occur on October 21, 2011, together with the destruction of the world.

You're unbelievable man. He's old and all. I think his brains aged faster that how he looks or something. I really don't know where the fuck did he get the idea that doomsday is coming. lol. Well, i was wondering if Harold Camping and Jesus....

1. Skyped with each other every night and Jesus told him about the upcoming "doomsday"
2. Sent text messages everyday
3. Maybe they're pen pals?
4. Maybe they facetime with each other all the time?

Or maybe....he's nuts. hahaha i'm just kidding.....but seriously, i think he's crazy. What? I'm just sayin'. We have a lot of crazy people coming out in the news. Even celebrities don't come out in the news that much. Hat's off to you crazy people. That's all for now. Leave your comments on the top right hand of this post. Enjoy your weekends !

Oh that blogger who only dated ACS boys..

What do i think of her? Hmm.. easy actually. She's a freaking pedo! Look at her, she's 23 and the only boys that she wanna date are ACS boys. Seriously? HAHA i keed about the pedo thing but maybe she's one? i'm just sayin. Anyway, other than a pedo, she is a...psycho nuts! AND THIS, i'm not making it up. This is real stuff right here. Believe it or not, she got arrested cause she threatened suicide. There's some possibilites. Firstly, all the haters will be like sending her texts or writing or her wall or sending her emails and be like "you fuckin fag. You're a stoopid dumbass" or "you look fugly that's why you have only ACS boys to date, no men would want you" kinda thing? i dont know what actually happened. Unless...i'm her mum. i meant, dad. haha

And if you don't believe that she is a psycho nut, check this shit out...

"Miss Jiang claimed that she studied at Reed College, a liberal arts college in Portland, Oregon, USA, but checks have revealed that she last attended classes there from January to May 2010 and is currently not enrolled as a student."

She's definitely loosing some nuts in that brain of hers. DEFINITELY. And for those who doesnt know what's her name, her name's psycho. Really. Naw, just kidding. Her name is Jiang lai. Sounds like a china dude...oh i meant dudette. And where did i get that idea from? She also claims that her uncle who is a chief of a televison network in China. And my uncle is Chuck Norris...

Do they even have a television network in China? hahaha alright, i'm being mean. My apologies. But it seems like she's a boastful kind of person who needs attention. No worries, you'll get your attention in IMH without a doubt.

Jiang Lai, lai come IMH, lai lai.

HAHA. So guys, if girls start talking about which guy they wanna date and narrow their choices, run away or she might call her Chuck Norris uncle to whoop your ass if you leave her at a later time. hahaha!

And you know who'd else i'd date? These two women! and no no, not Andrew Garcia, just these two women. :) Baaam! ENJOY! leave your comments or any response on the comment link on the top right, near the title of the blog!

Blogshop opening soon, real soon.

Monday to ya'll! I know it's the blues day but chill ah people. Good things will eventually come to an end. You've had your fair share of the weekends ! And i didnt! Stop being greedy. Sheesh.

I've been viewing videos and sites that is popular and well, i've noticed that these "celebrities", those on youtube or some blogger are actually.... SMART PANTS! I'm just assuming but hear me out. Watch the videos edited on youtube. Nicely done. Photoshop or whatever program they're using. For me, i cant even figure out how to do all that. NO KEED!

I'm dumb, don't have to remind. I know that. -.- BUT as for them, they have the GEEKY MOLECULES in them! even if they don't look like one. Can you do all that on your video/site? I bet you can't cause frankly speaking, you're a nobody that's why you're reading my blog now. HAHAHAHA keeedeng!

AND HERE's the big thing right here! Well, it's not actually big FOR NOW but it's just a sneak peek for what's in store in (OUR) a collaboration of me and my friends HAHAHA 's blogshop. I can assure you that all the tees prices will be as low as 10 bucks. AND it won't go above 20 bucks. ;) Most importantly, Quality's GOOOOD! And so you say "talk is cheap my friend" yadayada. Don't worry about that cause, we'll include a feedback section by our buyers so that if there's any bad reviews, you'll know it. :>

So, let me bring you on a tour......

3 of the designs here but we're selling 15 designs on our site! With the best prices! Of course la, first few months we'll be kind. We'll give special offers and all that. Don't worry. We're nice guys hahaha Afterall, there's not much blogshop that sells guys stuffs right? So we're here to help. hehe but.........

Be sure to read up my upcoming posts for more info! Like when we'll launch the blogshop and all. Or you can follow me on twitter to get updates! MY TWITTER !!

SAYONARA!...for now ;)

"PLASTIC PEOPLE"

BAAM! What's happening guys? You know, i've noticed something weird. About plastic surgery actually. Many people are "kao peh kao bu -ing " about it. Calling them plastic and all. Sheesh. If you ask my opinion about people who go for plastic surgery, i don't really mind actually. It's up to them to make themselves perfect am i right? *Ehem* We're living in the real world hello! Let me ask you people who are AGAINST plastic surgery. By going for a plastic surgery, isn't it the same as making their lives much more better?

"no, it's not about the looks, it's about the heart" COME ON, seriously, do you think that people have that kind of mindset? HAHAHAHA Big joke. :B Look at this...

Hmm.. just imagine this thing just released its first music video. Erm, let's say it's Katy Perry's i kissed a girl. And the music video is all the same but just the face, it's different. Just imagine. Do you think this thing will get fans? NO LOR. Oh, anyway, i wanna apologize to this ugly creature for publishing your ugly face online. My bad.

Anyways, i'm just trying to make you guys who are against plastic surgery see the bigger picture. SNSD for instance, for those dumb ones who dont know, go and youtube it. They're fuckin gorgeous. I dont mind sitting in a room staring at them 12132131273281 hours straight doing nothing. SERIOUSLY. See, it's just nice to see beautiful people. I mean, those who are not good looking like myself, we'll just have to sit back and try to make ourselves look better in someways. "BETTER THAN NOTHING" Yup.

So girls, go ahead and go for plastic surgery. hehe So that we guys will be happy. And guys, you don't have to thank me ;) hahaha

Oh oh oh! Dee Kosh, the guy who made the "ah ah siol" ( TO ALL THE SINGAPOREAN CLUBBERS) video, is going to be at Zirca 30th May, a stand up comedy thing going on. 9pm! Do come down! But let me tell you this, it's not going to be that funny. Trust me. People run out of ideas. I can see from his videos. For instance, ME! i'm running out of idea on what to write also. TADAAAH hahah a good example eh.

Enjoy your weekends and come back in a few days time for more updates! Follow me on twitter too. MY TWITTER! Don't worry. I'm friendleh. You can tell from that spelling. :) i'm OUT!

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Swim in peace & Natalie Hiong

The moment i logged in blogger, " FCUK, i wanna change my template!" I would really love to but finding a blog template is the same as finding a girlfriend. It is so freaking difficult to find the right one!

Agree..Agrees and Agreed! i know i know, i talk sense..SOMETIMES. Maybe cause of the shaker fries from Macdonalds i had few hours ago. Anyways, i had my macspicy, actually just the patty, not the

bun. Just had a craving for the patty that's all. I'm weird. YAH.

Anyways, if you read up the papers a few days ago, you'd know that they discovered a body in one of the water tanks in Woodlands. That's my freaking hometown man! Who knows, they have other corpse hidden in a few more water tanks. For those stupid people, well, not stupid, that'd be mean. For those who didnt know what does the water tanks do, its kinda like our water supply for bathing, washing our hands, erm, basically anything that comes out from the pipes and showers. Imagine a dead body hidden in my water tanks. GOSH. That'd be a nightmare cause i'll be showering corpse liquid! FUCK!

But what may come, let it come. I'm sure there's only one dead body in those water tanks. :o hopefully. S.I.P whoever died in there. (SWIM IN PEACE)

Anyways, back to the local updates! Natalie Hiong, a banker..well, she was a banker and she gave up her career to pursue her dreams to become a song writer, a singer. Well, i'd do the same thing..only if i CAN sing. Working in a bank may sound "NICE" but the fact is, it's not. You'll be stuck at work with all the money in the world that you CANNOT have. That sucks right? No offence to bankers out there but by being a Singer, well, fame, money, and most importantly she's enjoying what she does. Well, good luck to you! :)

You can listen to her songs and like her fan page at : Natalie's Fan Page

p/s: Oh and she's kinda hot too. hehe

That's all for now. I'll be updating back my blog and just maybe i'll do some changes to this blog soon.

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i'm out!