Blogshop opening soon, real soon.

Monday to ya'll! I know it's the blues day but chill ah people. Good things will eventually come to an end. You've had your fair share of the weekends ! And i didnt! Stop being greedy. Sheesh.

I've been viewing videos and sites that is popular and well, i've noticed that these "celebrities", those on youtube or some blogger are actually.... SMART PANTS! I'm just assuming but hear me out. Watch the videos edited on youtube. Nicely done. Photoshop or whatever program they're using. For me, i cant even figure out how to do all that. NO KEED!

I'm dumb, don't have to remind. I know that. -.- BUT as for them, they have the GEEKY MOLECULES in them! even if they don't look like one. Can you do all that on your video/site? I bet you can't cause frankly speaking, you're a nobody that's why you're reading my blog now. HAHAHAHA keeedeng!

AND HERE's the big thing right here! Well, it's not actually big FOR NOW but it's just a sneak peek for what's in store in (OUR) a collaboration of me and my friends HAHAHA 's blogshop. I can assure you that all the tees prices will be as low as 10 bucks. AND it won't go above 20 bucks. ;) Most importantly, Quality's GOOOOD! And so you say "talk is cheap my friend" yadayada. Don't worry about that cause, we'll include a feedback section by our buyers so that if there's any bad reviews, you'll know it. :>

So, let me bring you on a tour......

3 of the designs here but we're selling 15 designs on our site! With the best prices! Of course la, first few months we'll be kind. We'll give special offers and all that. Don't worry. We're nice guys hahaha Afterall, there's not much blogshop that sells guys stuffs right? So we're here to help. hehe but.........

Be sure to read up my upcoming posts for more info! Like when we'll launch the blogshop and all. Or you can follow me on twitter to get updates! MY TWITTER !!

SAYONARA!...for now ;)

"PLASTIC PEOPLE"

BAAM! What's happening guys? You know, i've noticed something weird. About plastic surgery actually. Many people are "kao peh kao bu -ing " about it. Calling them plastic and all. Sheesh. If you ask my opinion about people who go for plastic surgery, i don't really mind actually. It's up to them to make themselves perfect am i right? *Ehem* We're living in the real world hello! Let me ask you people who are AGAINST plastic surgery. By going for a plastic surgery, isn't it the same as making their lives much more better?

"no, it's not about the looks, it's about the heart" COME ON, seriously, do you think that people have that kind of mindset? HAHAHAHA Big joke. :B Look at this...

Hmm.. just imagine this thing just released its first music video. Erm, let's say it's Katy Perry's i kissed a girl. And the music video is all the same but just the face, it's different. Just imagine. Do you think this thing will get fans? NO LOR. Oh, anyway, i wanna apologize to this ugly creature for publishing your ugly face online. My bad.

Anyways, i'm just trying to make you guys who are against plastic surgery see the bigger picture. SNSD for instance, for those dumb ones who dont know, go and youtube it. They're fuckin gorgeous. I dont mind sitting in a room staring at them 12132131273281 hours straight doing nothing. SERIOUSLY. See, it's just nice to see beautiful people. I mean, those who are not good looking like myself, we'll just have to sit back and try to make ourselves look better in someways. "BETTER THAN NOTHING" Yup.

So girls, go ahead and go for plastic surgery. hehe So that we guys will be happy. And guys, you don't have to thank me ;) hahaha

Oh oh oh! Dee Kosh, the guy who made the "ah ah siol" ( TO ALL THE SINGAPOREAN CLUBBERS) video, is going to be at Zirca 30th May, a stand up comedy thing going on. 9pm! Do come down! But let me tell you this, it's not going to be that funny. Trust me. People run out of ideas. I can see from his videos. For instance, ME! i'm running out of idea on what to write also. TADAAAH hahah a good example eh.

Enjoy your weekends and come back in a few days time for more updates! Follow me on twitter too. MY TWITTER! Don't worry. I'm friendleh. You can tell from that spelling. :) i'm OUT!

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Swim in peace & Natalie Hiong

The moment i logged in blogger, " FCUK, i wanna change my template!" I would really love to but finding a blog template is the same as finding a girlfriend. It is so freaking difficult to find the right one!

Agree..Agrees and Agreed! i know i know, i talk sense..SOMETIMES. Maybe cause of the shaker fries from Macdonalds i had few hours ago. Anyways, i had my macspicy, actually just the patty, not the

bun. Just had a craving for the patty that's all. I'm weird. YAH.

Anyways, if you read up the papers a few days ago, you'd know that they discovered a body in one of the water tanks in Woodlands. That's my freaking hometown man! Who knows, they have other corpse hidden in a few more water tanks. For those stupid people, well, not stupid, that'd be mean. For those who didnt know what does the water tanks do, its kinda like our water supply for bathing, washing our hands, erm, basically anything that comes out from the pipes and showers. Imagine a dead body hidden in my water tanks. GOSH. That'd be a nightmare cause i'll be showering corpse liquid! FUCK!

But what may come, let it come. I'm sure there's only one dead body in those water tanks. :o hopefully. S.I.P whoever died in there. (SWIM IN PEACE)

Anyways, back to the local updates! Natalie Hiong, a banker..well, she was a banker and she gave up her career to pursue her dreams to become a song writer, a singer. Well, i'd do the same thing..only if i CAN sing. Working in a bank may sound "NICE" but the fact is, it's not. You'll be stuck at work with all the money in the world that you CANNOT have. That sucks right? No offence to bankers out there but by being a Singer, well, fame, money, and most importantly she's enjoying what she does. Well, good luck to you! :)

You can listen to her songs and like her fan page at : Natalie's Fan Page

p/s: Oh and she's kinda hot too. hehe

That's all for now. I'll be updating back my blog and just maybe i'll do some changes to this blog soon.

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I can be a prime minister.

Keywords to get all the votes from Singaporeans is bloody easy. May i present to you, the keywords.

"Ladies and Gentleman, i can assure you that we'll bring down the GST to 1% if we get your votes"

It is actually easy isn't it? But oh well, GST = stabilises the economy for Singapore. Who can i vote for this year's election. Hmm..... PAP? Worker's Party? SDP?

My inspiration

Blogging didnt came across my mind. Not one bit until i visited nuffnang.com.sg. I saw the number of visitors on my blog and wow. But eventually it decreased rapidly when i abandoned my blog AGAIN. Oh so sorreh. hahaha

I've been busy with life! Erm, not actually busy but kinda busy. But still i will spend most of my time sleeping. That's considered doing something also okay. Pfft. Anyway, there's this huge hooha about Seth Rogens making Singapore look bad in his talkshow. Firstly i know that you're a fuckin comedian but you can at least joke about it in a nicer manner. Something like, "i see fine signs everywhere! I was freaked out by Singapore but still, it's a nice country to be in" BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND AS IF SINGAPORE IS A FUCKIN SCARY PLACE TO BE IN! . Which is totally not true. Just that the prices here are kinda scary though :x hehe

And have you heard about the New Zealand guy who cut of his finger and ate it with vegetables? GEEZUS hahaha that is disgusting man. I know that you're craving for finger food but dude, cmon..you should be clever enough to know that it's not literally FINGER food. damn. How stupid can you be.

Moving on, i wanna talk about dee kosh! I know he's funny and all but maybe he seems a lil bit like a bisexual kinda guy? The way he talk and all don't you think so? :X and im gonna meet him next week and we're going to be at Zirca. Hopefully he doesnt rape me or like spike my drink and anal me or something HAHAHAHA I'M KEEEDENG. but regarding the bisexual thing, i'm not kidding. :o

Oh, the May listings for Zirca is out, do check it out and the most recommended event is definitely SPREADLOVE ! Check out the listings at zirca.com.sg! See you there!

OUT ;

homer.