Swim in peace & Natalie Hiong

The moment i logged in blogger, " FCUK, i wanna change my template!" I would really love to but finding a blog template is the same as finding a girlfriend. It is so freaking difficult to find the right one!

Agree..Agrees and Agreed! i know i know, i talk sense..SOMETIMES. Maybe cause of the shaker fries from Macdonalds i had few hours ago. Anyways, i had my macspicy, actually just the patty, not the

bun. Just had a craving for the patty that's all. I'm weird. YAH.

Anyways, if you read up the papers a few days ago, you'd know that they discovered a body in one of the water tanks in Woodlands. That's my freaking hometown man! Who knows, they have other corpse hidden in a few more water tanks. For those stupid people, well, not stupid, that'd be mean. For those who didnt know what does the water tanks do, its kinda like our water supply for bathing, washing our hands, erm, basically anything that comes out from the pipes and showers. Imagine a dead body hidden in my water tanks. GOSH. That'd be a nightmare cause i'll be showering corpse liquid! FUCK!

But what may come, let it come. I'm sure there's only one dead body in those water tanks. :o hopefully. S.I.P whoever died in there. (SWIM IN PEACE)

Anyways, back to the local updates! Natalie Hiong, a banker..well, she was a banker and she gave up her career to pursue her dreams to become a song writer, a singer. Well, i'd do the same thing..only if i CAN sing. Working in a bank may sound "NICE" but the fact is, it's not. You'll be stuck at work with all the money in the world that you CANNOT have. That sucks right? No offence to bankers out there but by being a Singer, well, fame, money, and most importantly she's enjoying what she does. Well, good luck to you! :)

You can listen to her songs and like her fan page at : Natalie's Fan Page

p/s: Oh and she's kinda hot too. hehe

That's all for now. I'll be updating back my blog and just maybe i'll do some changes to this blog soon.

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i'm out!

I can be a prime minister.

Keywords to get all the votes from Singaporeans is bloody easy. May i present to you, the keywords.

"Ladies and Gentleman, i can assure you that we'll bring down the GST to 1% if we get your votes"

It is actually easy isn't it? But oh well, GST = stabilises the economy for Singapore. Who can i vote for this year's election. Hmm..... PAP? Worker's Party? SDP?

My inspiration

Blogging didnt came across my mind. Not one bit until i visited nuffnang.com.sg. I saw the number of visitors on my blog and wow. But eventually it decreased rapidly when i abandoned my blog AGAIN. Oh so sorreh. hahaha

I've been busy with life! Erm, not actually busy but kinda busy. But still i will spend most of my time sleeping. That's considered doing something also okay. Pfft. Anyway, there's this huge hooha about Seth Rogens making Singapore look bad in his talkshow. Firstly i know that you're a fuckin comedian but you can at least joke about it in a nicer manner. Something like, "i see fine signs everywhere! I was freaked out by Singapore but still, it's a nice country to be in" BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND AS IF SINGAPORE IS A FUCKIN SCARY PLACE TO BE IN! . Which is totally not true. Just that the prices here are kinda scary though :x hehe

And have you heard about the New Zealand guy who cut of his finger and ate it with vegetables? GEEZUS hahaha that is disgusting man. I know that you're craving for finger food but dude, cmon..you should be clever enough to know that it's not literally FINGER food. damn. How stupid can you be.

Moving on, i wanna talk about dee kosh! I know he's funny and all but maybe he seems a lil bit like a bisexual kinda guy? The way he talk and all don't you think so? :X and im gonna meet him next week and we're going to be at Zirca. Hopefully he doesnt rape me or like spike my drink and anal me or something HAHAHAHA I'M KEEEDENG. but regarding the bisexual thing, i'm not kidding. :o

Oh, the May listings for Zirca is out, do check it out and the most recommended event is definitely SPREADLOVE ! Check out the listings at zirca.com.sg! See you there!

OUT ;

homer.

2011

have you realised that there's a lot of HUHA(s) going around online as well as in reality. Kinda interesting ah i guess. Okay firstly, the Japan tragedy that happened recently. I share their sorrows and i hope they'll be able to get back on their feet soon. Hopefully, god bless.

Secondly, there's this arrogant "rich" girl in Holland V insulting heartlanders. All i can say to her is..." you know, by insulting heartlanders, you're insulting your own family because i'm sure that your parents

were once heartlanders. You talk so much and you stay in Holland V. People in Sentosa Cove are not even complaining. So shut up." But that's that. She apologised when she called in 91.3 like a few days back after reading the news about her and all that. She's living in fear i guess. Good luck to you.

Rebecca Black. Who doesnt know her? She got her fame for the wrong reason. But that's how things roll in the music and acting industry am i right? Critics, Compliments, people talking about you, that... will make you famous. It's either fans or haters. That's how you'll get famous. I bet actors and singers wouldnt mind having haters though. So goo

d for you rebecca black. I heard she's a millionaire now. Her haters can hate all they want but they wont gain anything. lol

What else.. hmm... oh yeah, apparently the "ah ah siol" guy who video blog his rants about sg clubbers is gone now. LOL i dont know what happened to him. Maybe he kena threatened by sg clubbers or he kena bash up or

something la. haha i saw this guy 2 times. First time he was enjoying himself. the second...erm...he kinda looked stressed. But whatever. haha you wanted that fame, you had it. But you WON'T be ab

le to put your mind at ease if you're famous by insulting people. They're all around you. You'll become paranoid. lol But oh well. all the best to that guy. i'm sure Singapore is a safe country hahaha

And lastly, this beautiful rainbow was seen a few days back. How amazing. Enjoy ;)

That's all for this week. \m/ chao!

love was once my life

love was once my soul

then it started to rain and pour

now that love is old

but one day it will come again

just like the flowers did in spring

once again i will, i know

some day.....