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Dec 5, 2009
Bikini babes, be careful.
Heyy! I just read something funny and pathetic at stomp.com.sg. This is for all the bikini babes out there who loves to go tanning, swimming or whatever. Before you do, look out for "danger" first. Well, maybe you can't see them because they're standing under the tree in the shade. What i mean is those bangalas. -.-'' omg, i didn't mean to be racist :S Okok, i won't mention about racism anymore. Anyway, i thought bangalas only stare at hot chicks but with modern technology nowdays, they even take pictures of girls in bikini! HAHAHAHA
See! Okay, that's not the worst part yet. The thing that made me laugh is that they're willing to spend $ to print them out at the camera booth! HAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, i think now bangalas have their new "FHM magazine" but it's something like Sentosa Babes magazine or something. So girls out there, do take care yea unless you want bangalas to wank while seeing your picture HAHAHA!
Till then, goodbye :)
Sources from : Stomp.com.sg
See! Okay, that's not the worst part yet. The thing that made me laugh is that they're willing to spend $ to print them out at the camera booth! HAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, i think now bangalas have their new "FHM magazine" but it's something like Sentosa Babes magazine or something. So girls out there, do take care yea unless you want bangalas to wank while seeing your picture HAHAHA!
Till then, goodbye :)
Sources from : Stomp.com.sg
Dec 4, 2009
A new phone, hopefully.
Before i go into what phone i want to buy, i bet all of you know where's Sim Lim Square? I bet you do. For so many years, some people have told me that it's a place where they scam people, as in sell the product for a higher price, hmm, sell a product that is not in a good condition etc. BUT some people think it's a good place to buy cheap products. What do i think about Sim Lim? Hmm, i don't trust them :) One reason is because my friend purchased a laptop charger from them and it killed his laptop rather than charging it for him. It's like when you insert the tip on the laptop, it will heat up and blow the motherboard and all that. :S scary right? Another proof that makes Sim Lim a bad place to shop is today's news. Police found many counterfeit goods over at Sim Lim and many stallholders have been arrested. Tsk tsk. So, to be safe, don't shop at Sim Lim :D
Okay, now's the time. I want to buy a Samsung Corby! It's like so freaking cool and it doesn't cost as much as the other phones that i would like to have :) I'll buy it for SURE! MUST HAVE SIA!
Okay, now's the time. I want to buy a Samsung Corby! It's like so freaking cool and it doesn't cost as much as the other phones that i would like to have :) I'll buy it for SURE! MUST HAVE SIA!
It's so freaking cute right! I want to buy the orange one ^^
Dec 3, 2009
I think this is quite funny
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
I've posted this jokes last year :) but read them again :)
HEYO PEEPO!
So it's a thursday and i'm at home right now :) Why? hehe never mind, shall not talk about it or ns guys will be corrupted. You know, i'm dead sleepy now BUT i am determined to blog as i can't make it dead or else my business may flop if you know what i mean ;) hahaha
I heard from people that they're giving away free starbucks like today? OMFG! okay, that is how Singaporeans are going to react upon hearing that super good news. The word "free" is a critical word to all Singaporeans and come on, don't deny it :) Even i'll go gaga if people wanna give me free things HAHAHA maybe i'll check it out at the nearest outlet near my place to see if there's plenty of people queue-ing up for the FREE drinks. If not, i guess i am wrong about Singaporeans? :P but i bet it's gonna come true!
Alright, i'll not talk about Singaporeans being so kiasu and stuff alright? Hmm, let's talk about qualities that a policeman should have? Let's see.
Courage X Nah, i dont have the courage to do most of the things there! :S
Loyalty X Nah, i think i won't be loyal cause they have not been loyal to me! LOL
Integrity X Nah, if your friend does something wrong and a fucking instructor ask you, you'll tell?
Fairness X Nah, everything there is not fair. "Life is not fair"
Not one bit, not one bit man. -.- I know i won't be a good officer but i don't care :) I'll try to make Singapore a safer place to live in :D HAHAHAHAHAH yeah right. -.- I'll make it chaotic uh i think!
*Yawns* i'm going to take a nap now. See ya!
I heard from people that they're giving away free starbucks like today? OMFG! okay, that is how Singaporeans are going to react upon hearing that super good news. The word "free" is a critical word to all Singaporeans and come on, don't deny it :) Even i'll go gaga if people wanna give me free things HAHAHA maybe i'll check it out at the nearest outlet near my place to see if there's plenty of people queue-ing up for the FREE drinks. If not, i guess i am wrong about Singaporeans? :P but i bet it's gonna come true!
Alright, i'll not talk about Singaporeans being so kiasu and stuff alright? Hmm, let's talk about qualities that a policeman should have? Let's see.
Courage X Nah, i dont have the courage to do most of the things there! :S
Loyalty X Nah, i think i won't be loyal cause they have not been loyal to me! LOL
Integrity X Nah, if your friend does something wrong and a fucking instructor ask you, you'll tell?
Fairness X Nah, everything there is not fair. "Life is not fair"
Not one bit, not one bit man. -.- I know i won't be a good officer but i don't care :) I'll try to make Singapore a safer place to live in :D HAHAHAHAHAH yeah right. -.- I'll make it chaotic uh i think!
*Yawns* i'm going to take a nap now. See ya!
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